I am more famous than I realized! Actually, I can only wish…
I discovered this German bike tour company:
Welcome to Mercurio Bike Travel!
For more than eight years now, we have been leading groups on their cycling holidays in Germany and Austria. In parties of about twelve people, we cycle along rivers such as the Danube, the Moselle and the Rhine. Wir freuen uns ganz herzlich auf Ihren Besuch. (We are already looking forward to your visit.)
With a name like Mercurio, it should be an Italian company. The owner’s name is Andre Volkel, so he’s definitely German.
I’m going to negotiate until I can get the tour for free, with all the publicity I’d provide.
More info: http://www.mercurio-bike-travel.com/
And then check out these ultra-premium bike wheels:
MERCURIO 60 LTD
I would need a 90% discount to afford these. But I think I deserve a 90% discount with a name like Mercurio, the famous book author.